Fun fact: termites pass more gas than any other animal!


me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

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Okay so memefxcker tagged me in a meme like a weekish ago, and I’m gonna do it, you can do it too if you wanna but I’m not gonna tag anyone!

what was your:
1.last beverage - milk
2. last phone call - either my mom or some survey person
3. last text message - talking to a seventh grader about student congress
4. last song you listened to - Canon and Gigue, Pachelbel 
5. last time you cried - I think the other day? I cry quite often, actually

have you ever:

6. dated someone twice - no
7. been cheated on - no
8. kissed someone & regretted it - no
9. lost someone special - yeah
10. been depressed - idk not like “clinically” 
11. been drunk and threw up - nah, thankfully
list three favorite colors: lavender, mint green, and red(????)
in the last year, have you: 
15. made a new friend - yeah :)
16. fallen out of love - nah
17. laughed until you cried - yes
18. met someone who changed you - not that I can remember?
19. found out who your true friends are - yeah, actually. This summer, it was really gross and not fun
20. found out someone was talking about you - nope, and I don’t think I would want to know?
21. kissed anyone on your fb friends list - nope
22. how many people on your fb friends list do you know in real life - probably like most of them except the ones I added when I was like 12?
24. do you have any pets - yep
25. do you want to change your name - I don’t know, I think I would, but it’s not like I hate my name or anything! 
26. what did you do for your last birthday - I went to a sports bar to eat with like 2 of my friends! 
27. what time did you wake up today - like 7:20?
28. what were you doing at midnight last night - I might have actually been asleep?
29. name something you cannot wait for - one acts! To see if I got into the choir festival thing, speech, the musical, TO GRADUATE
30. last time you saw your mother - this morning
31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life - to know what I want to do in life (like know 100%)
32. what are you listening to right now - the thrilling adventure hour
33. have you ever talked to a person named tom? - I think so, I think he was a twin, actually! 
34. what’s getting on your nerves right now - STUDENT CONGRESS
35. most visited webpage - tumblr
36. blood type? - I’m like 96% sure it’s O-
37. nickname - Rach, Rachie, Raquel, Rachael Ray (because my cass mates like to make that joke because we have the same name) 
38. relationship status - hahahahahaha
39. zodiac sign - Aries
40. pronouns - she/her 96% of the time and then they 4% 
41. elementary - I think I really really actually enjoyed elementary school!
42. high school - so far not the worst thing? It was kinda bad for like freshmen and sophomore year but?
43. college - that’s a thing that’s happening soon and I’m so nervous that I’m like not going to get into a college at all?????
44. hair color - brownish
45. long or short - a little shorter than medium length 
46. height - 5’4”
47. do you have a crush on someone? - yeah but I so much wish that I didn’t…
48. what do you like about yourself? - I really really care about people and I am pretty funny?
50. tattoos - nope
51. righty or lefty - RIGHTY
52. first surgery - ASD/VSD repair surgery
53. first piercing - ears
54. first best friend - her name was Brooklyn
55. first sport you joined - T-ball!
56. first vacation - I’m assuming glacier natl park? I’m not so sure, actually!
58. first pair of trainers - I do not remember at all
right now:
59. eating - nothing 
60. drinking - nothing
61. i’m about to - shower and then sleep
62. listening to - classical music
63. waiting for - a text message. And my mom to get home
64. want kids? - def not currently but I kind of want to adopt later
65. get married? - I do actually, really a lot actually 
66. career? - history teacher as of right now
which is better:
67. lips or eyes - eyes
68. hugs or kisses - hugs
69. shorter or taller - taller
70. older or younger - older
71. romantic or spontaneous - both
72. nice stomach or nice arms - I don’t care
73. sensitive or loud - sensitive
74. hook-up or relationship - relationship
75. trouble maker or hesitant - both
have you ever: 
76. kissed a stranger - no
77. drank hard liquor - yes
78. lost glasses/contacts - no
79. sex on first date - no
80. broke someone’s heart - not that I’m aware of?
81. had your own heart broken - no
82. been arrested - no
83. turned someone down - no
84. cried when someone died - yes
85. fallen for a friend - yes
do you believe in: 
86. yourself - less often than I’d like to
87. miracles - probably
88. love at first sight - no, that’s just physical attraction 
89. heaven - I’m not really sure? Like I don’t think I believe in the classic bible “pearly gates” heaven but I want to believe in a heaven of sorts, yes
90. santa claus - no
91. kiss on the first date - yes
92. angels - I’m gonna say not no but kind of maybe?


oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr

you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man. 

you’re all wonderful and don’t let anyone tell you you’re less.
Don’t take anybody’s shit for being who you are.

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its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

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lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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Much much too tired to exist right now

Much much too tired to exist right now




i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

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Who did this to him


Who did this to him

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I’ve officially decided that the cello is my favorite instrument



if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

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one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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